missa and i are playing chess at 4pm. let's see if i can deal with that. friends. right, friends, nothing more everything less. welll here's humor for nerds.

Recently, one of my friends, a computer genius, visited me. While we were chatting I mentioned I had installed Windows XP on my PC...

I also showed him the Windows XP CD and, suprisingly, he stole the CD from my hands and thrown it to the microwave oven, turing it on. I was uncomfortable and worried, since the CD had become a treasure for me, but he spoke carefully: 'Do not worry, it won't suffer any harm' After a few minutes he opened the oven's door and picked the CD up, giving it to me, while saying: 'Look at it carefully'.

To my surprise, the CD was cold and was heavier than before.

In the beginning I could see nothing, but after a while I saw a inscription bordering the CD; the finest inscription I have ever seen. Although it was very brilliant, it looked like coming from a great depth:

556E20532E4F2E207061726120676F6265726E61726C6F73206120746F646F732C20 756E2053 2E4F 2E207061726120656E636F6E747261726C6F732C20756E20532E4F2E207061726120 61747261 6572 6C6F73206120746F646F73207920656E206C61732074696E6965626C617320617461 726C6F73 2E

- I can't read the fire letters-, I said
- No - he said - But I can. It is Microsoft language, that I won't pronounce here. In common English it reads:

"One Operating System to rule them all,
One Operating System to find them,
One Operating System to bring them all
And in the darkness band them
In the Land of Microsoft where the Shadows lie."

thanks to poserbabble.