emptypromisering: women are insane
pr0digal slacker: apricots make me shit. god dammit.

i jstu found that hilarious. peaches make me think of the month april. then i think about avril (close enoguh to april) lavigne. slowly i get to pop music which gives me the runs too.

dirty deeds done cheap.

and for the record, kelly osbourne couldn't hold a tune to save her life. for those of people in the world holding high hopes in such a faithless soul, fuck you morons.

fall face first, into the gap between the sidewalk
sung to the tune of "Fall Into The Gap"