After the funeral procession ends we'll head out back near the crematorium
to pass the bourbon back and forth offering some drops to ground below
Speak of the life he led and all the demons that he'd put to bed
Talk about the idiotic things we'd like a made for tv movie seeing red
complete with cutscenes, a montage and an actor's guild
we'll drink to the memory of the life he built
and every lesson we learned from such tall stilts